An Open Challenge to The Cooch

Without endorsing one party over another, we can safely say that yesterday’s voting results were a victory for women:

  • Rape philosophers Akin and Mourdock –  defeated
  • Mitt “Let’s overturn Roe v. Wade” Romney – defeated
  • George “Life begins at conception” Allen – defeated

Governor “Ultrasound” McDonnell fails to deliver Virginia for his party.

The Cooch’s (“I’m a bit of a numbers geek”) creepy and intrusive analysis of absentee votes on NOVEMBER 3RD was totally off base! The country and Virginia told right wing, anti-woman candidates to keep their opinions about the decisions we make in life out of our government’s laws and regulations.

Today marks an important day for The Cooch and Cooch Watch.  Today is the day when The Cooch no longer travels around campaigning for OTHER people. Today, he can loudly and proudly campaign for himself. And today Cooch Watch stands firm and resolute in saying that we will NEVER, EVER let him become Governor.

Cooch Watch wants to ask the citizens of Virginia to continue to help us expose The Cooch for who he really is and for what he really stands for. The Cooch needs to be asked his opinion on some very important matters. For example:  Is The Cooch a proponent of Personhood? Does he believe that all life begins at conception? Does he believe that there should be any exceptions made for abortion access? Does he believe in-vitro fertilization should remain legal in Virginia? Does he feel that some methods of birth control take a human life?

These are very important questions and questions we suspect he will be very hesitant to answer. We must hound him at every turn. We must expose him and his agenda to the people of Virginia.

Inevitably, The Cooch will be making appearances all over the Commonwealth over the next year selling his brand of “values.” Let’s make sure he is telling the whole truth. Let’s all make sure he is openly displaying his true distaste for womanhood and all the rights and responsibilities that come with it. Let’s ask him the important questions at every rally and every event at which he appears.

This is an open challenge to The Cooch:  SHOW YOURSELF.  IN ALL YOUR ANTI-WOMAN GLORY.  TODAY.  TELL US YOUR BELIEFS ON INVITRO FERTILIZATION, BIRTH CONTROL, AND ABORTION.

We’re waiting.